Ethan Snugglepants 2006-2006

BREAKING NEWS: TODDLER COMMUNITY PROBABLY ROCKED
BY COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH

BREAKING NEWS:
SNUGGLEPANTS/CHOCOLATE TRANSCRIPT LEAKED
TO WORLD PRESS BY ME

Geoffrey Chocolate (choking back tears): Yes, yes. Eat your Cheerios and banana sticks, meow.

Ethan Snugglepants: Gurple gurple.

GC: Meow I would have commented, Ethan. But it wasn't up to me, meow was it?

ES: Aeeeya!

GC: Meow Ethan, you can tell a Crocodile from an Alligator by its teeth. You can't see an Alligator's teeth when its mouth is closed. In contrast, a Crocodile's lower teeth are always visible. See them?

ES: Goopa!

GC: Dear Heavens! Mind where you crawl!

ES: Mama!

GC: Your first word. Ahh, delicious irony.

BREAKING NEWS:
FAT BABIES SPIT OUT CHEERIOS IN DISGUST,
REALIZE THEIR MISTAKE,
PICK CHEERIOS BACK UP,
AND EAT THEM AGAIN SUCCESSFULLY.