Lil' Ethan Snugglepants Did Not Die In Vain
BREAKING NEWS:
CREATOR OF CHOCOLATE MITTENS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER
THAT SOMEONE IS READING CHOCOLATE MITTENS
CREATOR OF CHOCOLATE MITTENS SHOCKED TO DISCOVER
THAT SOMEONE IS READING CHOCOLATE MITTENS
Dear readers, I have exciting news. Despite a complete cultural morass in the States, taste and distinction live in New South Wales, Australia.
That's right, a kind pink-haired woman named Kate commented on the original Snugglepants post at 11:40am EST. Wait! You say. Doesn't that mean lil' Ethan should be somewhere warm and drooling, and not half digested in the belly of a Crocodile?
Well, technically yes.
But he's dead now, and really, there's no reason to cry about it. The crocodile was hungry, and now I have an audience. Lesson learned.
So Kate from New South Wales, congratulations! You are now, and forever will be my first fan.
Cheers,
Geoffrey
That's right, a kind pink-haired woman named Kate commented on the original Snugglepants post at 11:40am EST. Wait! You say. Doesn't that mean lil' Ethan should be somewhere warm and drooling, and not half digested in the belly of a Crocodile?
Well, technically yes.
But he's dead now, and really, there's no reason to cry about it. The crocodile was hungry, and now I have an audience. Lesson learned.
So Kate from New South Wales, congratulations! You are now, and forever will be my first fan.
Cheers,
Geoffrey
posted by Geoffrey Chocolate at 12:17 PM
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