My Russian Mail Order Bride Replies!
Hello, my mittens. I shan't write much, as I am currently concocting my reply to the letter you are about to read. At any rate, I received this in my inbox yesterday. I think you'll enjoy its flowing, heart-rending prose, including my personal favorite passage: "I work in children's improving camp near to our city. I very much like to look at their smiles and to listen to their solar laughter!"
From: Yuliya [EMAIL OMITTED]
Date: Jul 11, 2006 6:01 AM
To: Geoffrey Chocolate [EMAIL OMITTED]
Subject: Hi
hello my new friend!!! I am very glad to that you have agreed to begin acquaintance to me!If it is fair, I thought, that you will not answer me! I never got acquainted through the Internet and on this to me is not trusted, that thus I can find to myself the new friend. But my girlfriend of me has convinced me that it even is very interesting.
For the beginning my name Yuliya my full name Tihonova Yuliya. I have been given birth on August, 13 1982. I was is given birth in Kazan city and where did not leave! Studied at municipal school during 10 years. My mum worked as the seller in the state shop, the daddy drove the lorry. he worked on construction. We lived well. In 17 years I have acted in architecture - building university where has received formation the designer.
In my city at me not so it is a lot of friends. Three girlfriends all this, that are at me now! At me a lot of familiar, but familiar remain familiar. I have senior sister. her of 35 years. she already has child! he such lovely! him 12 years. At us very amicable family. Excuse for that that I do not write in detail about the family. I have on it reasons! If we shall not cease to communicate I to you I shall write it in the following letters.
Now I work in the building company. Pay not so much, but for a life suffices... Even to descend from the girlfriend at cinema or on dances suffices. We very much like to descend where be in cafe, to buy coffee and to talk. I have no habit to smoke, I drink only wine only on holidays in small quantities! In new year and per day a birth we buy cognac. From that he road we drink him only during the special moments of our life!
Favourite color red, yellow, pink. I love Russian kitchen (still to me like a land). I very much love children! And practically each holiday I work in children's improving camp near to our city. I very much like to look at their smiles and to listen to their solar laughter!
I orthodox the Christian. You believe in the god? Our family always was the believer! Each target and orthodox holiday I go to church, 8 years I on a regular basis go to church. But about it I shall write to you in the following letters!
What to you still can be interesting??? My growth 171, weight 52, eyes brown colors, Hair brightly brown colors. I shall scan the photos and I shall send them to you. Tell please about itself! As whom you work, than you like to be engaged at leisure, What your favourite color where you live also all that you will consider necessary!
If to you that that interestingly that ask any questions. I shall be glad to you to answer. I hope you to me still you will write! I shall wait for your prompt reply!
Your new friend from Russia,
Yuliya
Where could this possibly lead? There's only one way to find out. Stay tuned!


2 Comments:
Ahhh.. do I puuuuurrr-haps see the the start of a blossoming young love happening here on the internet? Ahhh how romantic and all...
Good to hear that you are rich beyond this womans catish desires Geoffrey, as I think it's going to cost you quite a bit to pay out the company/individual that thinks they can over charge YOU for their terrible translation, and the priverlidge of providing you with a wife that can't speak english and just wants you for your Green thingy... Yes, card, thats it.. ;)
Welcome back BTW.. I see you have been busy. ;)
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