Behold! The Sweet Music Of Mittens

Hello my kittens. How is your day going?

I shall answer for you. Your day has just entered a circle of excellence never before reached in the history of days. Why? Because I have created a Chocolate Mittens Theme Song. And you can download it, by clicking the link under Shameless Self Promotion. Unfortunately, the file is hosted at an advertising-infested shittylitter of a website. But I felt this music must be heard.

I have named the song Chocolate Mittens Symphony #1, First Movement (Presto). For your own protection, it is only ten seconds long. Oh, I do hope you enjoy it. Who am I kidding? That last sentiment was a bit of false modesty. It is the greatest musical achievement since Debussy's La Mer.

Happy Listening!

IMPORTANT ARCHIVAL UPDATE!!!
Evidently, my beautiful music has been taken down by the host site. I shall find a new, more suitable home for it's gloriousness. In the meantime, you must rely of the stereo of your mind.

Meow, did I just blow your mind?